(from the archives) MONTEGI, JAPAN – After becoming the first woman driver in history to win an IndyCar race, Danica Patrick spoke with reporters on the relief she felt and some of the measures she had taken to improve her overall driving performance.
“Oh. My. Gawd. This is sooo great!” said the obviously excited Patrick. “I feel [...]
Entries from June 2008
June 30, 2008
DANICA PATRICK NO LONGER TRYING TO PUT ON HER MAKE-UP DURING RACES
June 27, 2008
Lennox Lewis’ children missing; Mike Tyson brought in for questioning
London, England – On Sunday, Officials from the London Police Department and Scotland Yard took Mike Tyson in for questioning in thedisappearance of the children of Lennox Lewis. Tyson was in town for a sports memorabilia show just three hours before the children were noticed missing.
“Mr. Tyson is a person of interest due in [...]
June 26, 2008
BCS to simplify formula by drawing names from a hat
GREENSBORO, NC – Speaking via cell phone Monday morning, ACC commissioner and BCS chairman, John Swofford revealed that the Bowl Championship Series had come to a conclusion on a revolutionary new way to determine who would vie for the National Championship each year: the contenders would be drawn out of a hat.
“Many people have been complaining that [...]
June 18, 2008
MAN CAUGHT LOITERING OUTSIDE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM EXPLAINS “IT’S OKAY– I USED TO BE A GYM TEACHER”
WICHITA, KS — Local authorities were notified Wednesday night after concerned parents became suspicious of a strange man hanging around outside the girls locker room at Central Junior High. Police detained and questioned 43-year-old Todd Dobson then forced him to leave the premises before he could even finish watching the 8th grade girls basketball game. [...]
