Imagine seeing others like you only on TV. That is what one family in Oklahoma faced everyday until Seattle’s NBA franchise relocated to the Sooner State . “I could not be happier”; said an almost breathless Laquita Millwood. “I like Debbie and Sonja at work and all but sometimes, man, it’s just hard to listen to their stories about their kids soccer [...]
Entries from September 2008
September 19, 2008
CDC close to declaring Romo-mania an epidemic
DALLAS, TX — In a statement released Tuesday, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said the current outbreak of what doctors are calling “Romo-mania” is close to reaching epidemic proportions in the Dallas area. In the past few weeks, hospitals across the Dallas metroplex and north Texas have shown a 78 percent increase in [...]
September 18, 2008
JOSH HOWARD OFFICIALLY WITHDRAWS NAME FROM 2012 TEAM USA CONSIDERATION
DALLAS TX – Making his announcement via a friend’s cameraphone, Dallas Mavericks star Josh Howard said Wednesday that he would not be interested in playing for Team USA basketball in the 2012 Olympics should a position become available.
Howard told his friend’s cameraphone, “I am grateful to this country and NBA for affording me the [...]
September 17, 2008
Looking back, Coker says Naked Picture of Donna Shalala Didn’t Motivate Team Like He Thought It Would
CORAL GABLES, FL — Over the summer, former Miami Hurricanes head coach Larry Coker found himself watching several hours of basic cable television each day. It was during one of the three hundred and forty two different airings of the hit comedy “Major League” that Coker had his revelation.
“I was sitting on my sofa, enjoying a [...]
September 16, 2008
Jimmy Johnson’s hair doesn’t Impress Terry Bradshaw
NEW YORK, NY – Fox television’s NFL analyst Terry Bradshaw admitted this week that his colleague’s obsession with his own well-manicured coif is becoming quite annoying. Former NFL head coach Jimmy Johnson’s perfectly placed head of hair was a staple during the early ‘90’s as he was winning games and Super Bowls with the Dallas [...]
