OAKLAND, CA — Speaking via telephone, Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis said now that former head coach Lane Kiffin is gone, he can focus on and looks forward to firing his replacement.
“The next man we bring in is going to have to be able to follow orders and do as he is told; 
like a good head coach should” stated Davis, ” He is going to have to understand that the direction he is being given is based more on senility rather than logic and sound thinking; and he will accept that implicitly.”
When asked if they were close to finding a replacement for Kiffin, Davis said ” We’ve got our eye on a couple of high school coaches in the bay area, as well as a soccer coach in Guatemala.”
Said Davis, ” Whomever it is, I look forward to bossing him around for the next 15 months or so before we have a ugly, bizarre, and very public separation.”
3 Comments
October 2, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Another high quality post buddy!!!
Maybe if your lucky, Al Davis won’t ask you to become the next head coach!!!
October 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm
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December 31, 2008 at 9:14 am
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