Knoxville, TN – Fans of the Tennessee Volunteers had plenty to celebrate Friday afternoon as Jonathan Crompton handed off to Montario Hardesty for an (eventual) touchdown in the 7th quarter of an
intrasquad scrimmage. Hardesty, who fumbled into the endzone didn’t celebrate too quickly as Sr. offensive lineman, Anthony Parker picked up the ball and rumbled [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘College Football’
November 14, 2008
TENNESSEE VOLS CELEBRATE OPEN DATE SCRIMMAGE TOUCHDOWN
September 17, 2008
Looking back, Coker says Naked Picture of Donna Shalala Didn’t Motivate Team Like He Thought It Would
CORAL GABLES, FL — Over the summer, former Miami Hurricanes head coach Larry Coker found himself watching several hours of basic cable television each day. It was during one of the three hundred and forty two different airings of the hit comedy “Major League” that Coker had his revelation.
“I was sitting on my sofa, enjoying a [...]
August 20, 2008
Worst College Football Helmet list (Part II)
Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (10-1)
Thanks, Western Carolina! Catwoman now has a hat!
That smartass doctor on MASH really made a stupid looking helmet
Thanks to Bowling Green, enroll in free checking and get tickets to the Marshall game so… That’s cool, huh?
Warrensburgh, MO Pop: 874. Saaaaaaalute!
Give them the bird! In the spirit of the unbridled [...]
August 19, 2008
Time for TheSportsbean.com’s annual Worst College Football Helmet list! Weeeeeee!
Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (11-20)
Don’t think FloJo designed these. Very original, Nebraska.
For more on Liberace and the University of Indiana please go to http://www.liberace.org/
The Valley has gone to the cartoon dogs
EWWWWU! All of the charm of the goofy Milwaukee Brewers “MB baseball glove” logo without Robin Yount. Hey! Eastern Washington! You made top [...]
July 29, 2008
More in the series of college football traditions…
Today’s entry comes from The University of Colorado
Colorado’s Keeper of the Can is the most valuable member of the University of Colorado football staff he follows Ralphie with the big shovel. Thanks to him, the Buffaloes may play like sh*t, but they’ll never play in it.
July 25, 2008
Continuing our college football tradition series
On the Friday night before the last home game of each season, the University of Miami (FL) has George Mira come back and talk to the current players about what it’s like to be the only living, former Hurricane player to have a degree. Last year when he talked about being on stage and wearing [...]
July 24, 2008
In honor of that most glorious time of year, TheSportsbean is proud to announce its newest series…
A celebration of lesser known college football traditions
A Sportsbean series
The Ohio State University dots the “I” and the Razorbacks run through the “A” but few know about Penn State and the “Bearer of the White Socks.”
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Every Friday before a home game at Happy Valley, a Penn State student is chosen to take coach Paterno to dinner at Hoss’s [...]
July 7, 2008
Rest of the pile: Top 10 worst sports movies ever
10. Tagline from the DVD box: His stripes made him an outcast. His heart made him a hero. They forgot “his movie works better than Ambien.
The box however does offer this warning… Starring: Frankie Muniz, David Spade, Steve Harvey, Snoop Dogg, Mandy Moore, Jeff Foxworthy, and Whoopi Goldberg
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9. Let’s be honest, this was about a [...]
July 3, 2008
Bean’s List: 11-20 worst sports movies ever. (Monday, top 10)
The premise of this movie is that the kid breaks his arm only to have it come back stronger and better than ever.
Maybe we should try breaking the DVD a few times.
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8 Seconds… That’s exactly how long this lasted in my DVD player before I hit the eject button.
Luke Perry finds out that working with [...]
June 26, 2008
BCS to simplify formula by drawing names from a hat
GREENSBORO, NC – Speaking via cell phone Monday morning, ACC commissioner and BCS chairman, John Swofford revealed that the Bowl Championship Series had come to a conclusion on a revolutionary new way to determine who would vie for the National Championship each year: the contenders would be drawn out of a hat.
“Many people have been complaining that [...]
May 14, 2008
Tomlinson, Urlacher Highlight USC’s Latest Recruiting Class
From the ‘Bean’s archives
LOS ANGELES, CA – Wednesday was signing day for college football programs across the nation, and in what has become a yearly event, the University of Southern California brought the best haul as far as talent across the board. Two of the more notable signees for Pete Carroll’s latest gold rush were [...]
May 9, 2008
Fighting May Be Linked to Violence, Anger
Miami, FL — Following a lengthy study in the aftermath of the on-field “incident” involving football players from the University of Miami and Florida International University , school president Donna Shalala announced that, “Our study determined that there is a direct correlation between anger and violence, and violence and fighting. We must all accept responsibility, in [...]

