Imagine seeing others like you only on TV. That is what one family in Oklahoma faced everyday until Seattle’s NBA franchise relocated to the Sooner State . “I could not be happier”; said an almost breathless Laquita Millwood. “I like Debbie and Sonja at work and all but sometimes, man, it’s just hard to listen to their stories about their kids soccer [...]
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September 19, 2008
CDC close to declaring Romo-mania an epidemic
DALLAS, TX — In a statement released Tuesday, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said the current outbreak of what doctors are calling “Romo-mania” is close to reaching epidemic proportions in the Dallas area. In the past few weeks, hospitals across the Dallas metroplex and north Texas have shown a 78 percent increase in [...]
September 16, 2008
Jimmy Johnson’s hair doesn’t Impress Terry Bradshaw
NEW YORK, NY – Fox television’s NFL analyst Terry Bradshaw admitted this week that his colleague’s obsession with his own well-manicured coif is becoming quite annoying. Former NFL head coach Jimmy Johnson’s perfectly placed head of hair was a staple during the early ‘90’s as he was winning games and Super Bowls with the Dallas [...]
August 19, 2008
Time for TheSportsbean.com’s annual Worst College Football Helmet list! Weeeeeee!
Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (11-20)
Don’t think FloJo designed these. Very original, Nebraska.
For more on Liberace and the University of Indiana please go to http://www.liberace.org/
The Valley has gone to the cartoon dogs
EWWWWU! All of the charm of the goofy Milwaukee Brewers “MB baseball glove” logo without Robin Yount. Hey! Eastern Washington! You made top [...]
August 10, 2008
Canadian Brothers Pissed That Fantasy Curling Is Canceled
London, ON - Bob and Kyle McInnis are scrambling to find answers. From anyone. The London, Ontario brothers were among the dozens of recipients this week of emails informing them that their fantasy curling league will not be picked up again this year on Yahoo Sports.
“I don’t understand this”, stated a distraught Kyle McInnis. [...]
July 29, 2008
More in the series of college football traditions…
Today’s entry comes from The University of Colorado
Colorado’s Keeper of the Can is the most valuable member of the University of Colorado football staff he follows Ralphie with the big shovel. Thanks to him, the Buffaloes may play like sh*t, but they’ll never play in it.
July 25, 2008
Continuing our college football tradition series
On the Friday night before the last home game of each season, the University of Miami (FL) has George Mira come back and talk to the current players about what it’s like to be the only living, former Hurricane player to have a degree. Last year when he talked about being on stage and wearing [...]
July 24, 2008
In honor of that most glorious time of year, TheSportsbean is proud to announce its newest series…
A celebration of lesser known college football traditions
A Sportsbean series
The Ohio State University dots the “I” and the Razorbacks run through the “A” but few know about Penn State and the “Bearer of the White Socks.”
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Every Friday before a home game at Happy Valley, a Penn State student is chosen to take coach Paterno to dinner at Hoss’s [...]
July 16, 2008
Bob Uecker apologizes for starting so many fights over horrible tasting beer
Milwaukee, WI — From the opening statement of his press conference to the last question, Bob Uecker could not have been more contrite. “I don’t know if it was the money, the fame, rubbing elbows with a young John Madden, or just what it was but now I know it was destructive, I let it [...]
July 16, 2008
Ex-Strong Man wishes co-workers would Stop challenging him to lift things
FRESNO, CA – Former “World’s Strongest Man” competitor Darrell Sandifur says he is getting tired of everyone at his workplace daring him to various feats of strength.
“They keep wanting me to tear the phone book, or pull the fire hydrant out of the ground… just stupid crap like that” an irritated Sandifur said.
Sandifur has been [...]
June 18, 2008
MAN CAUGHT LOITERING OUTSIDE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM EXPLAINS “IT’S OKAY– I USED TO BE A GYM TEACHER”
WICHITA, KS — Local authorities were notified Wednesday night after concerned parents became suspicious of a strange man hanging around outside the girls locker room at Central Junior High. Police detained and questioned 43-year-old Todd Dobson then forced him to leave the premises before he could even finish watching the 8th grade girls basketball game. [...]
May 13, 2008
Stuart Scott says “boo-yah” one too many times; Found stabbed in back with shiv
NEW YORK, NY – ESPN’s anchor Stuart Scott lie unconscious in a Manhattan hospital one day after a co-worker found him lying face-down in the men’s room following a broadcast of Sportscenter. Fellow anchor John Anderson said he was shocked initially but not surprised by the prison-style shanking, because Scott had recently ruffled some feathers [...]
