IRVING, TX – On Monday, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens assembled reporters and various media members to chastise them on the coverage, or lack thereof, he has been getting.
“I shouldn’t have to do this” started the obviously irritated Owens. “It’s really kind of embarrassing that you all have put me in this position” said [...]
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October 14, 2008
T.O. HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE TO INFORM MEDIA THAT THEY ARE NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HIM
October 2, 2008
AL DAVIS, RAIDERS SEARCHING FOR SUCCESSOR TO NEXT HEAD COACH
OAKLAND, CA — Speaking via telephone, Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis said now that former head coach Lane Kiffin is gone, he can focus on and looks forward to firing his replacement.
“The next man we bring in is going to have to be able to follow orders and do as he is told; like a [...]
September 19, 2008
CDC close to declaring Romo-mania an epidemic
DALLAS, TX — In a statement released Tuesday, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said the current outbreak of what doctors are calling “Romo-mania” is close to reaching epidemic proportions in the Dallas area. In the past few weeks, hospitals across the Dallas metroplex and north Texas have shown a 78 percent increase in [...]
September 17, 2008
Looking back, Coker says Naked Picture of Donna Shalala Didn’t Motivate Team Like He Thought It Would
CORAL GABLES, FL — Over the summer, former Miami Hurricanes head coach Larry Coker found himself watching several hours of basic cable television each day. It was during one of the three hundred and forty two different airings of the hit comedy “Major League” that Coker had his revelation.
“I was sitting on my sofa, enjoying a [...]
September 16, 2008
Jimmy Johnson’s hair doesn’t Impress Terry Bradshaw
NEW YORK, NY – Fox television’s NFL analyst Terry Bradshaw admitted this week that his colleague’s obsession with his own well-manicured coif is becoming quite annoying. Former NFL head coach Jimmy Johnson’s perfectly placed head of hair was a staple during the early ‘90’s as he was winning games and Super Bowls with the Dallas [...]
August 20, 2008
Worst College Football Helmet list (Part II)
Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (10-1)
Thanks, Western Carolina! Catwoman now has a hat!
That smartass doctor on MASH really made a stupid looking helmet
Thanks to Bowling Green, enroll in free checking and get tickets to the Marshall game so… That’s cool, huh?
Warrensburgh, MO Pop: 874. Saaaaaaalute!
Give them the bird! In the spirit of the unbridled [...]
August 19, 2008
Time for TheSportsbean.com’s annual Worst College Football Helmet list! Weeeeeee!
Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (11-20)
Don’t think FloJo designed these. Very original, Nebraska.
For more on Liberace and the University of Indiana please go to http://www.liberace.org/
The Valley has gone to the cartoon dogs
EWWWWU! All of the charm of the goofy Milwaukee Brewers “MB baseball glove” logo without Robin Yount. Hey! Eastern Washington! You made top [...]
July 29, 2008
More in the series of college football traditions…
Today’s entry comes from The University of Colorado
Colorado’s Keeper of the Can is the most valuable member of the University of Colorado football staff he follows Ralphie with the big shovel. Thanks to him, the Buffaloes may play like sh*t, but they’ll never play in it.
July 28, 2008
Dallas cornerback’s “rainmaking” services requested in drought plagued Africa
Tunishu, Nigeria – The Tunishi Tribal council has solicited the help of Dallas Cowboy’s cornerback, Adam “PacMan” Jones to help solve the small tribe’s 20 year rain drought. The troubled cornerback (most recently in the news for incidents at a Las Vegas strip club which resulted in the death of a club bouncer and serious injury of another) is now in [...]
July 25, 2008
Continuing our college football tradition series
On the Friday night before the last home game of each season, the University of Miami (FL) has George Mira come back and talk to the current players about what it’s like to be the only living, former Hurricane player to have a degree. Last year when he talked about being on stage and wearing [...]
July 24, 2008
In honor of that most glorious time of year, TheSportsbean is proud to announce its newest series…
A celebration of lesser known college football traditions
A Sportsbean series
The Ohio State University dots the “I” and the Razorbacks run through the “A” but few know about Penn State and the “Bearer of the White Socks.”
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Every Friday before a home game at Happy Valley, a Penn State student is chosen to take coach Paterno to dinner at Hoss’s [...]
