TENNESSEE VOLS CELEBRATE OPEN DATE SCRIMMAGE TOUCHDOWN

Knoxville, TN – Fans of the Tennessee Volunteers had plenty to celebrate Friday afternoon as Jonathan Crompton handed off to Montario Hardesty for an (eventual) touchdown in the 7th quarter of an
intrasquad scrimmage.  Hardesty, who fumbled into the endzone didn’t celebrate too quickly as Sr. offensive lineman, Anthony Parker picked up the ball and rumbled [...]

T.O. HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE TO INFORM MEDIA THAT THEY ARE NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HIM

IRVING, TX – On Monday, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens assembled reporters and various media members to chastise them on the coverage, or lack thereof, he has been getting.
 
“I shouldn’t have to do this” started the obviously irritated Owens.  “It’s really kind of embarrassing that you all have put me in this position” said [...]

Patrick Ewing files restraining order Against Jane Goodall

NEW YORK- On Wednesday, former New York Knicks All-Star Patrick Ewing filed for a restraining order against famed anthropologist and primatologist Jane Goodall. Ewing reported that Goodall has been stalking him for the past 6 weeks. Ewing said that he caught Goodall hiding in the bushes of his Connecticut home on Sunday, and that was [...]

AL DAVIS, RAIDERS SEARCHING FOR SUCCESSOR TO NEXT HEAD COACH

OAKLAND, CA — Speaking via telephone, Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis said now that former head coach Lane Kiffin is gone, he can focus on and looks forward to firing his replacement.
 
“The next man we bring in is going to have to be able to follow orders and do as he is told; like a [...]

Oklahoma’s only black family happy to see NBA in Oklahoma City

Imagine seeing others like you only on TV.  That is what one family in Oklahoma faced everyday until Seattle’s NBA franchise relocated to the Sooner State .  “I could not be happier”; said an almost breathless Laquita Millwood. “I like Debbie and Sonja at work and all but sometimes, man, it’s just hard to listen to their stories about their kids soccer [...]

CDC close to declaring Romo-mania an epidemic

DALLAS, TX — In a statement released Tuesday, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said the current outbreak of what doctors are calling “Romo-mania” is close to reaching epidemic proportions in the Dallas area. In the past few weeks, hospitals across the Dallas metroplex and north Texas have shown a 78 percent increase in [...]

JOSH HOWARD OFFICIALLY WITHDRAWS NAME FROM 2012 TEAM USA CONSIDERATION

DALLAS TX – Making his announcement via a friend’s cameraphone, Dallas Mavericks star Josh Howard said Wednesday that he would not be interested in playing for Team USA basketball in the 2012 Olympics should a position become available. 
 
Howard told his friend’s cameraphone, “I am grateful to this country and NBA for affording me the [...]

Looking back, Coker says Naked Picture of Donna Shalala Didn’t Motivate Team Like He Thought It Would

CORAL GABLES, FL — Over the summer, former Miami Hurricanes head coach Larry Coker found himself watching several hours of basic cable television each day. It was during one of the three hundred and forty two different airings of the hit comedy “Major League” that Coker had his revelation. 
“I was sitting on my sofa, enjoying a [...]

Jimmy Johnson’s hair doesn’t Impress Terry Bradshaw

NEW YORK, NY – Fox television’s NFL analyst Terry Bradshaw admitted this week that his colleague’s obsession with his own well-manicured coif is becoming quite annoying. Former NFL head coach Jimmy Johnson’s perfectly placed head of hair was a staple during the early ‘90’s as he was winning games and Super Bowls with the Dallas [...]

Cuban Olympian confused, angry after defection to China

Ugás in the ring during the 2008 Olympics

Cuban boxer, Youdenis Ugas’ plan to defect from Cuba hit a snag on Monday as he learned that he had defected to a country with a similar communist government to his native Cuba. 
After years of training in the boxing ring as a way out of Cuba, Ugas has [...]

Worst College Football Helmet list (Part II)

Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (10-1)

 
Thanks, Western Carolina!  Catwoman now has a hat! 
 
 
That smartass doctor on MASH really made a stupid looking helmet
 
 

 
Thanks to Bowling Green, enroll in free checking and get tickets to the Marshall game so… That’s cool, huh?
 
 

 
Warrensburgh, MO Pop: 874.  Saaaaaaalute! 
 
 

 

Give them the bird!  In the spirit of the unbridled [...]

Time for TheSportsbean.com’s annual Worst College Football Helmet list! Weeeeeee!

Bean’s list: TSB’s top 20 worst helmet list (11-20)

 
 
Don’t think FloJo designed these.  Very original, Nebraska.
 

 
 
 
 For more on Liberace and the University of Indiana please go to http://www.liberace.org/

 

 
 
 The Valley has gone to the cartoon dogs
 
   
EWWWWU!  All of the charm of the goofy Milwaukee Brewers “MB baseball glove” logo without Robin Yount.  Hey!  Eastern Washington!  You made top [...]