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Canadian Brothers Pissed That Fantasy Curling Is Canceled

London, ON –  Bob and Kyle McInnis are scrambling to find answers.  From anyone.  The London, Ontario brothers were among the dozens of recipients this week of emails informing them that their fantasy curling league will not be picked up again this year on Yahoo Sports. 

“I don’t understand this”, stated a distraught Kyle McInnis.  “I’ve already taken the money, had shirts made, and planned our draft at The Trax Bar.” 

An un-named spokesman at Yahoo Sports issued the following to theSportsbean:  “I honestly didn’t even know curling was a real sport.  I thought that was the name of the fat guy from the Three Stooges.  We ran an audit this spring and found out that there was a fantasy curling league.  None of us could believe it!  I asked around and nobody admitted to approving this.  I’m pretty sure it was Mike.  He says “aboot” and wears a Maple Leafs jersey on Fridays. 

“This is just great, added an equally annoyed Bob.  I had the first pick this year and got the third pick from Leonard because I let that slob use my fishing shanty last year.  I’m pretty pissed.”

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